noise like a viagra monkey banging a gong
Next door neighbor has a bobcat and a circular saw
everyday he power tools it and i climb up a wall
I lost my mind, left house with mask, and a set of gloves
asked a stranger "them titties from city of brotherly love?"
She gave a look like I was out of order, out my damn mind,
I said "I got more guesses, but not all of them gonna rhyme!
Hooters from Tuscaloosa? Chesticles be terrestrial?
Top shelf tig 'ol bitties from right up near King O'Prussia?"
Whole parking lot was looking,
eyeballs just staring, cookin'
stacked happily from Napoli?"
Then they came rushin', gonna make their point
"Double D delights, so nice, they from Detroit?"
Swingin' purses, cursin'
hollerin' i'm a savage
how am I to act with two big tater's size of cabbage?
I'm going crazy y'all,
stuck inside my own walls,
the kids and neighbors tools will have me much worse by the fall.
Escaped the mob of masked citizens without a scratch,
next time i got geographic questions 'bout they snatch.